Nina Bebe/Transcript


 * Trina: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. [looking at her watch while Nina Bebe is mopping the floor] I'm done with my shift, Carmelo! And let me just say, there will come a day when I will make something of my life and I will never have to set foot in this botanica again! [Real-life footage of a cheering crowd appears behind Trina]
 * Carmelo: Yeah, we'll see you after your lunch break, Trina. [crowd disappears and Trina walks out of the Botanica]
 * Mina Martinez: [talking to a group of people] So, I just took my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport. It's the only way off my private island.
 * Trina: [gasps] Oh, my gosh! It's my arch rival from highschool, Mina Martinez! I can't let her see me in my Botanica uniform. [takes off her hat and is about to put it in the trashcan]
 * Mina: On your lunch break, eh, Trina?
 * Trina: Yes... I mean no... I mean... uhh, uhh... Hey, whatcha been up to?
 * Mina: Oh, just succeeding in everything you've failed in.
 * Trina: You are no great shakes, Mina Martinez. Anyone can be a big shot in a hick town like San Francisco.
 * Mina: Oh, is that so? Let's hear what you've accomplished since high school, Trina.
 * Trina: [thinking to herself] Don't be intimidated, Trina. Try to imagine her in her dress. [imagines Mina as a hot pageant girl] Oh, no, she's hot! [to Mina] I'm, uhh, in... botanica service.
 * Mina: Hold it, don't tell me. You're a cashier! [laughs. Her group laughs with her]
 * Trina: [thinking to herself] Don't lie. Lying always makes it worse. [to Mina] I have a slumber party!
 * Mina: [as crowd gasps] Trina, I had no idea you were such a success.
 * Trina: That's right.
 * Mina: And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to your botanica… tonight. [Sound of glass breaking.Trina's hair twisted into two buns]
 * Trina: T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight?
 * Mina: In fact, we'll all come. My treat! [group cheers. Scene cuts to Trina in Carmelo Diaz's room]
 * Trina: Please, Carmelo, you got to help me! When they get here tonight, they're going to see I'm just a big phony and a loser!
 * Carmelo: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you [he plays a mexican guitar and sings Nina Bebe Theme Song]
 * Trina: This is serious.
 * Carmelo: I know. This really is the mexican guitar.
 * Trina: Carmelo! Please let me run the botanica for just one night! I really need to impress Mina.
 * Carmelo: Mina?!? That girl who made millions doing what you wish you could do?
 * Trina: Don't rub it in.
 * Carmelo: Why didn't you tell me? We'll take her to the cleaners.[scene cuts to Trina is walking back and forth in a pink night gown]
 * Trina: Alright, listen up. Chicas, Mina Martinez will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the botanica into a fancy slumber party as soon as possible.[Trina heard Nina Bebe crying]what's wrong Ninita Bebita you scared.
 * Nina Bebe: [Trina gives her some milk and she stops crying.]
 * Trina: How do you feel? [cuts to Nina Bebe, still with a sad face] Nina Bebe? [snaps her fingers as 'the bottle slips out of her mouth and Nina Bebe continues to cry'] This isn't working! I gotta go tell Mina I need more time! [runs out the door] I'll just go to Mina's house and... [stops because she sees Mina and the group] Mina, you're here!
 * Mina: Hello, Trina! [Trina steps back] We're all ready to be dazzled by your fancy slumber party.
 * Trina: Wait, Mina, I've got to explain!
 * Mina: Explain what? That you, Trina Torres, voted most likely to take care of babies in highschool, [walks in] are trying to pass off a lousy botanica as a fancy... [gulps] ...slumber party!? [inside of the botanica looks very professional with nice wallpaper, an orchestra, a chandelier, and other things] Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina... [Trina joins in saying "Hommina" and then the group comes in and starts to say "Hommina" as well. Nina Bebe comes in with a black night gown.]
 * Nina Bebe: Oh hey Trina hi Mina.
 * Mina: Ninita Bebita what are you doing here?
 * Nina Bebe: i accidentally invite everyone to Trina's slumber party.[Mina is steaming mad at Nina Bebe,but she calms down.]
 * Mina: keep it together Mina it's just Trina's slumber party.
 * Trina: Pinch me, I must be dreaming. [Nina Bebe pinches her with a pin] OWW!!
 * Nina Bebe: If you need anything else, just calm down.
 * Trina: uh oh?
 * Carmelo: my hands are dancing in the air like i do not care. [He dancing badly much to Mina's dismay]
 * Mina: Carmelo eats sugar when he get insanely loco ha ha ha ha[Close up on Nina Bebe as she stares with a big frown on her face. However, she slowly smiles while at the same time, brings her mexican ukulele into view. ]
 * Trina: no, not that?
 * Nina Bebe: Hello, Mina, you know that we're honored to meet ya.
 * Ghost party guest: [Off-Screen] No! [On-Screen] No one wants to hear you sing!
 * Trina: Sorry, Nina, she's got a fierce no-singing policy in her parent's house.
 * Nina Bebe: Carmelo what the heck did you do?
 * Trina: I am so very sorry! I don't know what has gotten into that... [she screams as she notices Carmelo with a bowl of hot soup by Fred]
 * Carmelo: More soup for your armpit? [holds up Fred's arm and throws the soup on his armpits]
 * Fred: YAAAAAAAAH!
 * Carmelo: [he runs over to Martha and grabs her head] Please enjoy the food! [slams her face into her food then runs up to Nat] Would you like some cheese on that, sir? [pulls out a cheese grater, picks him up and grates his butt with it as Nat screams. Everyone screams and panics]
 * Trina and Nina Bebe:uh oh? aaaah![Mina's group emerge from the botanica.][Carmelo dashes toward a garbage can and throws up.]
 * Ghost Party Guest:Out of the way![She 'dashes toward the same garbage can, and she and Carmelo take turns throwing up.]
 * Goth Girl:Dead. Party animals.
 * Trina: [looks at botanica, pulls at her hair] Oh, this is horrible! My slumber party is ruined!
 * Mina: Trina, I understand. I have a confession to make myself. I made everything up about my life. I have no yachts, jets, or anything. I was only trying to impress you. The horrible, sad truth is, my party is ruined too! [She starts to cry and Nina Bebe plays the violin]
 * Trina: Is that true?
 * Mina: Of course not! I'm filthy stinking rich! Come on, everyone. Let's all take a ride in my balloon/casino! [everyone cheers and follows Mina.Trina sits down and sighs]
 * Carmelo: [walks by with a barf bag] Ugh, I got such a stomachache. What's going on with you?
 * Trina: Oh, the usual. [Nina Bebe slides over and plays the violin] Would you get out of here!? [fade to black, ending the episode]